I saw a beautiful woman in a coffee shop

 


I saw a beautiful woman in a coffee shop. I plucked up the courage to strike up a conversation. The beautiful woman rolled her eyes at me and said, "Why don't you show off your own virtue by taking a piss?" I took it for granted that I was not happy : peeing in front of so many people made me look so incompetent, why don't we move to another place?

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