On the wedding night

 

On the wedding night, she cowers under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in bed and tries to gently reassure her.

“Darling,” he says, “I know this is your first time and you are very frightened but I promise you, I'll give you anyting you want, I'll do anyting you want. What you want?”

“I would like number 69,” she replies shyly.

He says, “You want beef with broccolli?”