Three Scientists Go To Heaven

 


Newton, Darwin, and a modern Scientist go to heaven.

God is standing at the gate.

"Your research will determine whether you may enter heaven."

Newton is up first.

He shows God "Principia".

God smiles reading Newton's description of gravity.

God shakes his hand and opens the gate for him.

Next up is Darwin.

He shows God "Origin of Species".

God says "You nailed it!"

He lets him in.

Finally, the modern Scientist is up.

God asks to see his work.

"Sorry", he says.

"It's paywalled."




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